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chun 2010-8-26 17:07

看看人家大陸人怎麼買東西吧!!

<p class="yiv1338986985msonormal"><strong><b><font color="#6600cc" face="新細明體" size="4"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-size: 13.5pt;">看看人家大陸人怎麼買東西吧</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font color="#6600cc" face="Times New Roman" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="EN-US">!!</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="#6600cc" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></font></b><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">顧客:老板,請問這條褲子多少錢?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">180</span>元</font>,廣州正宗貨,要不要?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:我先看看<span lang="EN-US">......<br></span>老板:別看了,東西是好東西,給你優惠點<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">170</span>元</font>。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:這也叫優惠啊?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:呵呵,好吧就<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">140</span>元</font>,這回可以了吧。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:哈哈哈哈,我笑!<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:你笑什么,難道嫌貴?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:不,何止是貴,簡直就是用水泵抽我的血!<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:哪里有那麼夸張,看你是本地<span lang="EN-US">? H? <font color="red"><span style="color: red;">N120</span></font></span><font color="red"><span style="color: red;">元</span></font>吧。</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">顧客:<span lang="EN-US">......<br></span>老板:你不會還嫌貴吧,我最多只掙你幾塊錢。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:不,我沒有說貴,這條褲子值這個價錢。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:你真有眼光,快買吧。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:褲子是好褲子,只是我口袋里的票子有限啊。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:那你口袋里有多少錢啊?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">90</span>元</font>。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:天啊,你開玩笑,賠死我了,<font color="red"><span style="color: red;">再添<span lang="EN-US">10</span>元</span></font>。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:沒的添,我很想給你<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">120</span>元</font>,可無能為力。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:好吧,交個朋友,你給<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">90</span>元</font>拉倒。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:我不會給你<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">90</span>元</font>的,我還要留<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">10</span>元</font>的車費。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:車費?這和你買褲子有什麼關系?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:當然,我來自很遠很遠的地方,我必須坐長途汽車回去,車費<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">10</span>元</font>。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:你騙人!<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客,我從十八歲以后再也沒有騙過人,相信我。你看我的臉,多麼的真誠啊。</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">老板:雖然我看不出來你的真誠,但我認賠了,算你<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">80</span>元</font>好了。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:等等,我還要補充一點,我還沒有吃早飯,我很餓。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:你!!天啊,你太過分了,你在耍花招。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:相信我,我很真誠。如果再不吃飯的話,我會昏倒在你面前。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:我真是倒霉,遇到你這樣的滑頭的確過分,一會要坐車,一會又要吃早飯。是不是你一會還要說你口渴,想喝飲料呢?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:你太小瞧我了。相信我,我沒有要求了。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:相信你?最后一次<span lang="EN-US">? H<br></span>顧客:是的,相信我。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:好吧,痛快些,<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">70-</span>元</font>。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:我這就給你錢。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:快些。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:等等,你瞧褲子上有好大一個窟隆。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:天啊,這是尿口,你該不會不知道這是尿口吧?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:哦,對不起,眼睛看花了。<span lang="EN-US">?</span>這里的顏色好象有點不對勁啊。</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">老板:不,不是,這是磨沙頻色,故意弄成這個個樣子的,這叫流行。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:是嗎,怎麼看起來象舊褲子,怪怪的。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:什麼?你侮辱我人沒有關係,請你不要侮辱我的褲子。這是真東西。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:<span lang="EN-US">......<br></span>老板:好吧,我給你看我的進貨單<span lang="EN-US">......</span>你瞧,進貨日期是上個禮拜,進貨單位是廣<span lang="EN-US">! </span>州<span lang="EN-US">! </span>某某服裝廠,這怎么能是舊褲子呢?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:哦,對不起我誤會了,不過<span lang="EN-US">......</span>天啊,進貨價:<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">20</span>元</font>每件。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:哦,不對,不對。這是沒有上稅前的價錢,繳稅后每條成本價是<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">40</span>元</font>。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:你在撒謊,你以為我是傻瓜嗎,這是增值稅發票,是繳稅后的价格。這條褲子只值<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">20</span>元</font>,可你<span lang="EN-US">......<br></span>老板:嘿嘿<span lang="EN-US">......</span>做生意嗎,你要知道我每天的門面房租金上百呢,不賺錢我吃什麼?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:光天化日、朗朗乾坤,你心太黑!<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:嘿嘿,<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">30</span>元</font>行不?我的好兄弟,讓我賺點。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:錢是小意思。只是你的行為讓我氣憤。你深深傷害了一個消費者的心靈。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:有那麼嚴重嗎?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:難道你認<span lang="EN-US">! </span>為<span lang="EN-US">!
</span>欺騙行為不嚴重嗎?再發展下去,可就是詐騙,就是犯罪!</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br></span><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">老板:媽呀,好誇張啊。這樣,你消消火,我<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">25</span>元</font>賣給你,就賺五元。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:什麼?<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">25</span>就是二百五的意思</font>,你瞧不起我?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:沒有沒有,就<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">24</span></font>吧。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:有一個<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">4</span></font>,就是<span lang="EN-US">"</span>死<span lang="EN-US">"</span>的意思,不吉利,我很迷信的。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>老板:天,<font color="red"><span style="color: red;" lang="EN-US">23</span></font>沒有毛病吧。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>顧客:好吧,成交。</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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